Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
my “best friend” didn’t even want to talk to me, you have a friend who’s always there and will always take your side. A friend I have no interest in them, only in you. Tonight’s the kind of night I spend alone where one makes bad decisions. I’m not gonna be stupid and do something wrong. I may cry. I may just fall asleep. I’m tired of everyone thinking...
I'll never get a chance
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel