May 2013
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basedgodniall:
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
netlfix:
hash browns will be served at my wedding
April 2013
March 2013
hannahetaylor:
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
paralyticstalks:
walk up in the club like whoops wrong building
perrys:
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
Starve to be skinny. Starve to be thin. Starve to...
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I,
wrap my legs around yours
lay my head above your heart
run my hands through your hair
play footsie with you
put my hand on your tummy
play with yours hands
give you fishy kisses
talk about my day
sing you a song
fall asleep in your arms
sacrifice you to satan
February 2013
