basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try
netlfix: hash browns will be served at my wedding
hannahetaylor: My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted. This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
paralyticstalks: walk up in the club like whoops wrong building
perrys: have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
Starve to be skinny. Starve to be thin. Starve to...
When We Cuddle,
I hope you dont mind if I, wrap my legs around yours lay my head above your heart run my hands through your hair play footsie with you put my hand on your tummy play with yours hands give you fishy kisses talk about my day sing you a song fall asleep in your arms sacrifice you to satan